Stalkdesian Air Force

The Stalkdesian Air Force is an aero-based military division located in the repurposed Kuçovë Air Base of Albania after Stalkdesian independence, formed and led by our Supreme Leader Stalker after the Battle of Balingrad in 2018. Other squadrons within the SAF are commanded by Rob.

The Stalkdesian Air force's numerical strength comes when our Supreme Leader captured half of the MoN Air Force aircraft and fled to form our glorious state the Autonomous Republic of Stalkdesia. The Middle of Nowhere Airforce Roundels were replaced with the Stalkdesian one after having repainted it's previous fighters and other aircraft from the former country.

Its strength is thanks to former Middle of Nowhere veteran members' military tactics such as desync, high ping, Russian Bias and the experience they gained during their time in service. As of the moment, Stalkdesia holds air superiority in the region having crippled the entire airplane industry in the former MoN-sphere after the dissolution of MoN as Robbie Rotten took the remaining ones with him to Stalkdesia and repurposed them for Stalkdesian use.

Members
=== Leader: Supreme General Admiral Commander Chief Dean Dignitary Notability Director Doyen Head Pilot Pioneer Ruler Govoner Principal Rector Ringleader Shepard Skipper Superintendent Lion Conductor Counsellor Luminary Superior President Commissar of Stalkdesia Daddy Stalker OwO === Since stalker  is the Supreme General Admiral Commander Chief Dean Dignitary Notability Director Doyen Head Pilot Pioneer Ruler  Govoner Principal Rector Ringleader Shepard Skipper Superintendent Lion Conductor Counsellor Luminary Superior President Commissar of Stalkdesia Daddy  of Stalkdesia, he commands the entire Stalkdesian Air Force, Army, Navy, Coast Guard, Space Force And The Stalkdesian Moon Base Command and Future Martian intergalactic Ballistic Missile base (top secret Forget You read this). as he has supreme Ruler over every branch of the military in Stalkdesia. Nothing goes on unless Stalker says so or if he appoints the Second-In-Command to be in-charge the Supreme General Admiral Commander Chief Dean Dignitary Notability Director Doyen Head Pilot Pioneer Ruler Govoner Principal Rector Ringleader Shepard Skipper Superintendent Lion Conductor Counsellor Luminary Superior President Commissar of Stalkdesia Himself.

Second-In-command: Robby Rotten
After the Lazy Town Nuclear Accident, Rob was recruited by Stalker after faking his own death and making him self a fucking Meme god https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4kFLMsRnS4 to become Second-In-Command and escape the United Nation War Crime Charges after the French Pornhub HeadQuater's bombing of the new Stalkdesian Air Force after learning that Rob was assigned to be the former MoN Airforce Leader after Stalker's departure from MoN.

Stalkdesian Air Force Flying machine's (at least we think they do)
Main fighter jets: Saab JAS Gripen, as well as Mig-9's Held Together with the highest Quality of Government Tape and Dip spit, and Mikoyan MiG-29 Fulcrum

Osprey Squadron: Sukhoi SU-35

Osprey 1 Stalker's jet: SU-37 Terminator

= Stalkdesian Armored Airborne Corps = The Glorious Armored Division's of Stalkdesia had for the few years of it existents use the "Bob Simple Tank" with a parachute as its staple of armored warfare. but after the Supreme General Admiral Commander Chief Dean Dignitary Notability Director Doyen Head Pilot Pioneer Ruler Govoner Principal Rector Ringleader Shepard Skipper Superintendent Lion Conductor Counsellor Luminary Superior President Commissar of Stalkdesia Daddy Stalker OwO noticed how shit they he promptly upgraded them to Matilda's he stole from museums around the world spending more fucking money than they were worth and what the British Government Even Spent on the fucking things in the First place, don't even get us started with the Ukrainian incident they still don't like us after we "sold" the Crimea to Russia Pretending We were the Ukrainian Government or anything. Thank fuck they still hadn't found out about the Donboss incident. that skirmish still hasn't ended